Dulu-dulu they gave better gifts.

I always believe that it's the thought that counts. But I guess not everyone feels the same. To say that older is wiser, I somehow met a group of people whose thinking is just like a 15 year old. To change their mindset and convince them is hardwork because they believe they are always right and wiser. Sebab mereka lebih dulu makan garam. They should've eat honey instead. Mungkin jadi lebih bijak. Hehe.

Last day of Ramadhan. But I hope we raya on wed or thursday. Please.


*Dulu-dulu nenek aku pun muda dan cantik.*

Thanks a lot Boss, I am now

... d . e . m . o . t . i . v . a . t . e . d ..

Orang Batu

Hello fish !

First of all sorry for being all emo in my previous post. Excuse my kekurangan sopanness due to bad anger management. Tapi seriously, I don't need a teacher like that. We are all adults, so behave and treat others like one. Sadly you are acting like a caveman, bro.

'Bodoh' is my favourite word now instead of 'b***' ,(better la kan..) thanks to this one Ustaz yang selalu datang to my workplace on weekends. 'Bodoh' is his favourite word too. Kalau tak sebut dalam tazkirah/ceramah dia memang tak sah. Semua orang pun dia bodohkan.

Betul dah if we don't do what Allah ask us to do like pray 5times a day, puasa, tutup aurat, we'll get dosa but instead of using the word 'bodoh' , better if change it to 'tak cerdik' ke, rugi ke, sedap sket den nak dongar eh. Ustaz kot, tak kan benda basic camtuh pun tak tau? Or mulut jenis tak leh nak ubah? Another caveman perhaps. Kesian.. Aku yang dengar pon stress.

Surrounded by cavemanlike-men(?), I shall now transform into a mermaid and swim to my beautiful kingdom beneath the sea. BERTUKAR !

I'm NOT stupid

Betul dah aku cakap ko nak pusing2 lagi kan. Dari semalam lagi aku cakap dah gitu ko tak mo terima. Last2 ari ni kau bagi jawapan SAMA dengan apa yang aku cakap semalam. Kau pekak ke bodoh semalam? Dan juga pagi ni.

Tau la ko terer dah tapi takyah la buat sampai aku ni macam bodoh gila. Dahla bodoh, pastu jadi gila. Nak tengok aku jadi gila ke? Ko orang first aku bunuh. Len kali, bila orang nak explain tu dengar dulu, jangan main pangkah je.

Kalau orang buat kat anak kau camne kau buat kat aku, rase2 kau suka tak?

When the day is not so great.

I wish I'm a mermaid.

So that I don't have to work. Mermaids don't need money to buy clothes; they don't wear any. No need to buy scarfs; its not compulsory for non-human-being to cover their head(kan?) so I can have long brunette hair with bangs. *flips hair* .

Ok. Nonsense.

I wannabe Justin Bieber. Can aa?

 

Poyo jerrrrrrr

The first to enter office in the morning and the last to switch off the lights in the evening. Gigih sangat kan ?

Negara ape ni?

60sen untuk sup kosong separuh mangkuk kecil yang biasa orang letak pencicah tu.
Boleh mencarut tak?